Rolling Stones GIRLS LOST NONE LOST SINNER LOG LOST INNER LOGS NOSTRIL LEG, SON
The Rolling Stones GET TO HORN ILLNESS LONG, HOT LISTENERS
military genius* SEMI-RITALIN GUY UGLY SIMIAN RITE
prosperity PROPERTY IS
prosperous POOR PURSES ROUSE PROPS PROPOSE OURS
insanity defense DENIES NASTY FINE
insanity plea TINY ANAL PIES
prison industrial complex EXPLOIT SUN, DROP CRIMINALS
handsomest HONEST DAMS SHOT SAD MEN STONED SHAM DEMONS SHAT DAMNS THOSE
most beautiful FUTILE ATOM BUS MET IT? FABULOUS
best-looking LET'S GO BOINK
well-educated LEWD, CUTE DEAL
misogynist GO, MISS TINY O, MISTY SIGN
sense of humor HE MOURNS FOES SOON MUSH-FREE MENU OF HORSES NEO-FRESH SUMO NO FRESH MOUSE HOUSES FOR MEN HOMER SON-FUSE FUSE HOMER, SON FUSE HORMONES
leader DEALER
dealership LEADERSHIP
dining rooms GROIN O' MIND MIND O' GROIN I DO MORNING DIG IN, MORONS (sic--don't worry; i'm not talking to you) I GRIND MOON
Athens HASTEN
Dennis SINNED
chaste CHEATS
playground OLD GRAY PUN LAY POND RUG
professional SALE OF PRISON
*This was the phrase recently used to describe Kim J(e)ong (E)un in the North Korean press. Let's hope that it's universally recognized as the oxymoron that it is in our lifetimes.
Anagrams for Thursday January 12, 2012
Adolf Hitler OLD EAR FILTH THRILLED OAF FLORID LATHE ILL FOR DEATH HATED FOR ILL LEFT HARD OIL HEIL, FAT LORD (I know; that's unfair) HAIL TO DR. ELF DO FILL EARTH ROT FILL HEAD ELF-HAIR DOLT A DRIFT O' HELL THE OLD, FRAIL HEART OF DILL HAIRDO, 'T FELL OLD RIFLE HAT OH, FARTED ILL
(I find all these anagrams by hand, but the website www.wordsmith.com--or is it .org?-- generates them, I gather, automatically. They had a good one for der Fuhrer: DOLLAR THIEF. If that were the worst thing you could say about him, the world might be a quieter, happier place today.)
corporate personhood TORCHES NEAR POOP-DOOR EAT CORPSE OR DROP--OH, NO! CHOSEN ROT DO RAPE POOR (sic)
adversaries SAD RIVER, SEA SEAS ARRIVED
alligators GORILLA SAT A LOT-A GIRLS (sic) A LOST-A GIRL (sic)
Obamanomics MAIN COMA SOB MANIACS BOOM
fatigued DUE A GIFT
significant other I FEAR HOG INSTINCT INSTINCT: I HEAR FOG THIN AGNOSTIC FIRE
romantic love NO MORTAL VICE VICE: NOT MORAL
peace sign SNAG PIECE PIECE SANG GAPE SINCE NICE PAGES
Little Feat FETAL TITLE
Grateful Dead ADDLE GUT FEAR DRAFT A DELUGE REGULATED FAD DREAD FAT GLUE FATAL RUG DEED A DRUG-FEET LAD
The Grateful Dead FLAG THEATER, DUDE DRAFT EARTH DELUGE HEARTFELT DUD AGE HEARTFELT DUDAGE (sic)
Anagrams for Wednesday January 11, 2012
versatile RELATIVES
delusions of grandeur LAUD FOREIGNER'S SOUND
Vaseline SANE, EVIL EVE SLAIN SEE ANVIL?
live EVIL VILE VEIL
lives ELVIS EVILS
Listerine SILENT IRE IN, STERILE RINSE TILE INSERT LIE INERT LIES I RENT ISLE TIRE LINES
risen SIREN RINSE
human beings NINE HAM BUGS BASHING MENU A SMUG HEN BIN
self-discipline FIE! PENCILS SLID
misfortune IRE MOST FUN O, FIRM TUNES OMEN'S FRUIT FIRE MOUNTS (repeat?) O, FIRST MENU INFORM SUET SUIT FOR MEN
venality VINYL TEA ENVY TAIL TINY VEAL
compassionate PISS OCEAN ATOM ONE ATOMIC PASS COMATOSE PAINS POEM SO SATANIC STOP ANOMIC SEA SAME CASINO POT POISON MEAT SAC A MONASTIC POSE
"Corporations are people." (Mitt Romney) NO PAPER TRAIL--SCOOP ORE
Obamacare A BARE COMA
Embraceable You BUY ME A BEER, COLA
Endless Love EVEN LESS OLD
loves VOLES
political solutions OIL IS LUNATICS' TOOL SOUL: O TOIL IN PLASTIC CIA POLLUTION IS LOST CIAO, POLLUTION SLITS
international terrorism TERRITORIAL TENNIS--O, MAN! SILENT TERMINATOR--NO AIR
villagers GRAVE ILLS
SLAVE GIRL
Anagrams for Sunday January 8, 2012
prime minister TERMITE RIPS IN
commander in chief CHIME, ANOMIC FRIEND MONICA-FINDER CHIME MINED CHRONIC FAME FINE, DEMONIC CHARM FINE, DEMONIC MARCH DEMONIC FRENCH AIM
humane UH, MEAN
attachment METTA CHANT
President Santorum REST, PURITANS' DEMON DR. IRON-ANUS' TEMPEST PRATE NUDIST SERMON ROUND RAIN'S TEMPEST NUDIST MONSTER RAPE MR. NUTS' DESPERATION SMART, UNITED PERSON UNITED PERSON'S MART STOP--UNDERMINES ART UNDERESTIMATOR--SNAP STORM URINATED PENS PENS URINATED STORM
caffeine FINE FACE
rageaholics CASHIER GOAL ALSO ACHE, GIRL RACE HIS GOAL CARE: HIS GAOL RICE GAS HALO AGE IS CHORAL ORAL ICE GASH SHAG LICE OAR RASH ICE GOAL
lago ALGO (a little Spanish anagram--or Spanagram--for you) OLGA
Daniel DENIAL
Mary ARMY
medicate DECIMATE
Madison Avenue OVEN-AIMED ANUS ANUS-AIMED OVEN NAIVE SEA MOUND MOVED INANE USA MAIN SUEDE NOVA AMEN, O NUDE VISA A DUNE VISA OMEN AN ENVIOUS DAME SAVED ME A UNION USE A VAIN DEMON
romantic love MORONIC VALET OR CLAN MOTIVE OR CLEAN VOMIT
Anagrams for Friday January 6, 2012
movie theaters EARTH'S MOTIVE
ageism IMAGES
ingratitude A DUNG TIRE DRUG-EATIN' RUDE GIANT RANTING DUE UNITE DRAG UNIT RAGED URINATED "G" (sic) GRUNT IDEA
magnitude MATING DUE
absolute power O, EAT SUPER BOWL
powerless SEWER-SLOP OWL'S PEERS SLOW SPREE
role models ELDERS LOOM SELL ME DOOR LOSE ME, LORD SOLD ME LORE
Easy does it. I. E., SO STEADY YES TO AIDES
profanity ANY PROFIT? I FART, PONY!
naive NIVEA EVIAN
hated DEATH
superhero PEER'S HOUR PURE HORSE
funerals FALSE RUN FERAL SUN SERF LANE LASER FUN RUN A SELF
unfortunately EAT NO FUN, TRULY
romantic love VIOLENT CAROM CARVE LIT MOON COLA TO VERMIN MORONIC TV ALE NOVA CRIME LOT EVIL MORON ACT LIVE MOON CART CONTROL VIA ME MOONLIT, CRAVE LIT CRAVEN MOO VOCAL MEN RIOT MOVIE CLOT RAN TO CRAVEN LIMO
Anagrams for Wednesday January 4, 2012
authority figures I HOIST GRAY FUTURE FURIOUS GRAY TITHE THIRTY--FURIOUS AGE
President Romney ENORMITY-SPENDER
President Clinton NERD POLE INSTINCT
President Cheney PEN DESTINY HERE DENY SERENE PITCH ERECTED SHINY PEN INTENSE, CHEERY P. D. (or D. P.)
presidency NICE RED SPY DEEP SIN CRY CINDY'S PEER SPINY CREED ICY SPENDER PEN CRY DIES NEEDY CRIPS
God bless you. BLOODY GUESS
mutual assured destruction MUSCULAR TAUNTS, DUSTIER ODE LUDICROUS TRUST, SANE MEAT DOUR, MUSCULAR UNITED STATES RIDES OUT A MUSCULAR STUDENT
breaking news KING BEER SWAN
New Year's Day DENY A WAR? YES.
Happy New Year PAY PAWN HERE
Year of the Dragon AGONY OF RED EARTH
earth HEART HATER
Anagrams for Tuesday January 3, 2012
religious convert CUE VIOLENT RIGOR I GIVE CORONER LUST
proselytize YE SPLIT ZERO TRY POLE SIZE YO--IS PRETZEL
Tom Brady TOMB YARD
The Meaning of Life FIGHT IN ONE FEMALE ONE FEMALE IN FIGHT HE OF INFANTILE GEM MENGELE IF NO FAITH
American history HAIRY CREMATIONS
megalomaniacs CASINO GAME LAM MINE GOALS A-CAME SMEGMA IN A COLA AS AMONG MALICE
Citizens United DENIZEN IS IT--CUT NICE DENTIST UZI
political scientist CLINICAL POETS IT IS
politicians COLITIS PAIN
sweat WASTE A STEW WE SAT
Clint Eastwood SAND COW TOILET
game show HOME SWAG
talk show TASK: HOWL HOST WALK
macho MOCHA
nicest INSECT INCEST
Mister President STRIP-MINED TREES SIR EMPTIEST NERD STRIP DETERMINES PERSISTENT, MIRED
Anagrams for Monday January 2, 2012
New Year's resolution LOST OUR YEN IN A SEWER
goal-oriented EGO DIRT ALONE
status symbol BUT MOSTLY ASS
team MATE TAME MEAT
celibates ICE BLEATS BITE SCALE
God almighty LIGHT MY GOAD GOAD MY LIGHT OLD MYTH--I GAG MAGI, THY GOLD HIT MOLDY GAG LADY MIGHT GO GOAL: DIG MYTH
religious conversion IGNORE VICIOUS LONERS GIVER IS LOOSE UNICORN LOVES OUR NICE ORIGINS O, OUR CORE IS SNIVELING
lone wolf LOW FELON
wolf FLOW
wolves VOWELS
misanthrope PAIN HER MOST MOTHER'S PAIN AM THE PRISON PAIN THERMOS
atheism I AM SHITE
agnostic CAN GO SIT
Methodist MOTH'S DIET THE MOST ID TIMED HOST
relationship HITLER'S PIANO
dogma GO MAD AM GOD AM DOG
Sweet Home Alabama BET ME A OSAMA WHALE (sic)
American Psycho A HERO-CYNIC'S MAP CRAYON SHIP CAME
(A) Streetcar Named Desire AMERICAN DESERT STARED TRADED (A) MERE RESISTANCE
White Christmas SWIM THIRST ACHE MISS EARTH-WITCH WITCH IS HAMSTER HARM WISE STITCH HI, MASTER SWITCH
fellowship OH, FILL PEWS OH, SPEW FILL
honey HEY, NO
demand MADDEN DAMNED
arrested development ALMOST-PERVERTED NEED ALMOST NEEDED PERVERT PERVERT ALMOST NEEDED RED MATTER'S ENVELOPE RED ENVELOPES MATTER REED ENVELOPS MATTER MATTER ENVELOPS DEER
personal computer CORPULENT ARM POSE PLOP CREATOR'S MENU MANOR CRUST PEOPLE PRONE MORTAL CUPS MORTAL CORPSE PUN (sic) COPE, SPURN MORTAL
process CORPSES (repeat?)
celibates ELECT BIAS BEATS LICE CABLE SITE
Anagrams for Saturday December 31, 2011
owe WOE
television program PROMISE VIOLENT RAG
television show SOVIET LINE SO WHITEN LOVE
dog shit HITS GOD
living rooms MORONS' VIGIL (repeat?)
famous people A POMPOUS FEEL
We Are the World WOW, ELDER EARTH WORTH REAL WEED
seasonal affective disorder FAVORITE REASON FACES SLIDE DR. FED SEVERE, ANTISOCIAL SOFA O FEEDS FATAL CARNIVORES, DIES SATISFIED SLAVE RODE ON FARCE RADIO, SAIL EFFERVESCENT SODA
indecent exposure EXERT PENIS, O DUNCE EXPECT URINE'S DONE
urination RUINATION
biological diversity VIOLATED BIG SILLY CRIB--I GO
madman theory MY ROMAN DEATH
Anagrams for Friday December 30, 2011
naked aggression* ANGER-SOAKED SIGN
unpopularity RAY UPON TULIP POUR UNITY, PAL
liquor cabinets LOUTS ACQUIRE BIN
addictive personality SCALY DEPRIVATION DIET YES, DIVINE DICTATOR PAL INVALIDATED CITY ROPES COPY INVALIDATED RITES DEPICT SALIVATED IRONY LONE CAPTIVITY IS DEAD CLOSET DIVINITY PARADE IDEALIST TO END PRIVACY REPTILIAN CAVE'S ODDITY SAD, VIOLENT PIRACY TIDE A NICE, STOLID DEPRAVITY I PAID DISCOVERY TALENT DILATED PENIS VORACITY TAPE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY I PLY, IRONIC, DEVASTATED LOVE SAID CRAP IDENTITY TINY DETAIL DIVORCES LAP I PATENTLY SAID, "DIVORCE." AVOID ETERNITY'S AD CLIP VALID COP AIDS ETERNITY DIPS AVOID ETERNAL CITY VAPID ID, CITY SO ETERNAL
displeasure PISSED: A RULE A LURID SEEP (sic) LURID AS PEE ASSURED PILE
please ASLEEP
(That's a total of 33--Christ's age at death; may it bring you good luck.)
*"Naked aggression" was the phrase employed by George H. W. Bush to refer to Saddam Hussein's ungentlemanly advances towards Kuwait leading up to the first Gulf War. Ah, those were the days! I'm not sure why Bush called it that; maybe he thought it would make the war sound sexier. Not that the thought of Saddam in the buff is exactly arousing to anyone in his or her right concupiscent mind.
Anagrams for Thursday December 29, 2011
hurricane season ASSURANCE IN HERO AH, INSURANCE ROSE INSURANCE AS HERO SO HEAR INSURANCE ERASE SUCH AN IRON SHARE OR NUISANCE (sic) CURSE A HERNIA, SON HEAR UNICORN'S SEA
fair and balanced BEND A CRANIAL FAD A FADED CARNAL BIN FIND A BARNACLE AD A BARNACLED FIN AD BAD NAIL AND FARCE
leading brands GARDEN IS BLAND BRAINS DANGLED
family tree FAIRLY MEET EAT MY RIFLE (Lyle Menendez loved this one. He's a sick man.) MY FEET RAIL MET FEY LIAR MY FETAL IRE I. E., ARMY LEFT RATE MY LIFE
How to Succeed in Business OWN HONEST SUICIDE CUBES
stiletto TO LET SIT TO TITLES
switch blade SHIT-CLAD WEB
Las Vegas SALVAGES
male LAME
liquor stores SQUIRRELS TOO
cinema ANEMIC
body language AY, GONAD BUGLE LEAD AGONY BUG LAUD A BONY EGG O, UGLY BANDAGE
insecurity I. E., SCRUTINY TINY CRUISE URINE'S CITY
ventriloquist VIOLENT SQUIRT NIL VOTERS QUIT
insecure SINECURE
ungrateful FUEL A GRUNT FRUGAL TUNE
impeachment MEN EAT CHIMP
radical fundamentalist SATANIC ADULT; FERAL MIND
Anagrams for Tuesday December 27, 2011
brand names BAD MANNERS
nation-state SATAN TONITE!
Mild Seven* DEVIL'S MEN MENDS EVIL MEND LIVES VEND SLIME VEND MILES
tougher HUGE ROT HERO GUT TRUE HOG
toughest HOT GUEST
torture TRUE ROT
President Obama ASPIRE TO DAMN BE BIDEN'S ARM, A POET POETS MADE BRAIN BORE DETAINED MAP IRONED MAP'S BEAT MEN PRAISED BOAT DREAM BAIT OPENS BONE MAT DESPAIR BONES RAPID MEAT (sorry, that sounds a little gross)
Pres. Obama A SOBER MAP
metropolitan MATTER IN POOL METAL PORTION
Rupert Murdoch MUCH TERROR, PUD RUM PRUDE-TORCH
hurricane season RUN CASINO HEARSE
fair and balanced AD CAN BARF DENIAL
*a brand of Japanese cigarettes whose motto was once "Smokin' Clean"
Anagrams for Monday December 26, 2011
Here Comes Santa Claus COLA MERCHANTS SEE USA A HOST'S SECURE MANACLE SOUL CAN MASSACRE THEE
satisfaction guaranteed DANGEROUS FANATICS EAT IT
O Holy Night LOONY THIGH
Silent Night LIGHT TENNIS HITTING LENS
fearful FAR FUEL
throne HORNET
kingdom MINK DOG
Mel Gibson GLIB OMENS
Here Comes Santa Claus (again) TEAM CAN CURE ASSHOLES ACCUSE A HOMELESS RANT
Decision Points DISSECT OPINION I'D POISON INSECT DIE, POO INSTINCT ONE INSIPID COST NICE, STOOPID SIN (sic)
emptiness STEP IN MESS
frostbite SOFT TRIBE
Anagrams for Sunday December 25, 2011
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing ALLEGED AGENT, HARSH SHRINK
SHARK HATED SINGLE HANGER SHARK DEATH; SHINGLE ANGER
O Come, All Ye Faithful FILTHY OAF MOLECULE CLOUT IF A HOLY FEMALE
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town AGNOSTIC MOON WAST LUNATICS (sic) AGNOSTIC MOAN; STOW LUNATICS MOST AGNOSTICS OWN A LUNATIC AGNOSTIC SLUM CATS WON
own WON NOW
A Christmas Carol SARCASM HAIR CLOT
Ebenezer Scrooge ZERO BEER SCENE? GO.
Christmas Day TIDY-ASS CHARM HAS DIRTY SCAM MYRIADS' CHATS (sic?)
car salesman SARCASM LANE
designer RESIGNED
I've Gotta Be Me MEET A BIG VETO VEGEMITE BOAT (sic?)
Woody Allen OWNED ALLOY AN OWL YODEL
Love, American Style NARY TELEVISE COMA I. E., SCARY, MALEVOLENT ELEVATE SLIM CRAYON MORTALLY EVINCE SEA ELEMENTARY VIOL SAC VIOLENT AS MERE CLAY LAVATORY SEMEN, LICE LARCENY MEAT SO VILE SMILEY ELEVATOR CAN SLIMY CANE ELEVATOR
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer SURRENDERED LIFE TO ODD HEN
The Little Drummer Boy BOTTLE THY MURDER MILE
flatulent TALENTFUL (sic)
Anagrams for Saturday December 24, 2011
guts GUST
Jesus Christ SUCH JEST, SIR
eulogist LEGO SUIT I GET SOUL SEOUL GIT OIL GUEST IS TO GLUE
Edgar RAGED
controversial CARROTS IN LOVE CORN SLAVE RIOT
Mother Teresa TREAT ME, HORSE
elite consensus INSECT, LOUSE CLONE'S SUITE U. S. ELECTIONS
time machine I'M THE CINEMA MINI-MACHETE
cinema ANEMIC
video games GIVE ME SODA GAVE ME DIOS AEGIS MOVED
computer games TRUE SMEGMA COP APE SCROTUM GEM
Anagrams for Friday December 23, 2011
The Golden Rule DO GENTLE HURDLE TEND GRUEL HOLE
gruel LUGER
lucre CRUEL
cruelty CUTLERY
freedom FED MORE
defer FREED
Ignorance is bliss. INSANE BLOG'S CRISIS
Ignorance is strength. NICE, STRONG ANGER HITS STRONG CHRISTIAN GENE HER INTRANSIGENT COGS RENT NO CHRISTIAN EGGS
treason SENATOR
Freedom is slavery. SERF-SIDE REMOVAL FOREVER MISLEADS IDEAL SERF MOVERS SERF'S MEDIA-LOVER REVERSAL OF DIMES
Love is hate. I. E., VAST HOLE
world peace COWER, PLEAD
thought crime GO, TRUTH MICE GOTHIC MUTER GUT RICH TOME CHUM TO TIGER GET HUMOR TIC
thought police COPE, HOT GUILT LIT POGO CHUTE
attention deficit disorder FEED NEED DISTRACTION, IDIOT (not addressing you) I DEFENESTRATED IDIOTIC TON DEFEND DISTRACTION; I TIE TOE
birth certificate THEIR BRIEF TACTIC
vulnerability BRUTE VILLAINY (dedicated to Christopher Hitchens)
Anagrams for Thursday December 22, 2011
false A SELF
advertise STARVE, DIE STIR, EVADE
Taser TEARS
stimulate MUTILATES
teenager GENERATE (sorry if this is a repeat)
malaise IS A MALE
Raytheon HONEY RAT
Lockheed Martin RANK EMETIC HOLD AH, LICK ME, RODENT OK, MERCHANT LIED
wary AWRY
personality cult TRY LUNATIC SLOPE
defense budget GUNS, BEEF, DEET
Pentagon NOTE GAP
military spending INDIGNITY SAMPLER
arms dealer DREAM LASER DRAMA'S REEL ALARMS DEER MARRED SALE
Pentagon budget A PUNGENT GOP DEBT NAGGED OPEN BUTT POTENT GUN BADGE BUTTON DEEP GAG BANG! OPEN--GUTTED GENT PUT ON BADGE BEG AGENT, DUPONT
military budget BUILD ARMY--GET IT? DRAB, GUILTY TIME GUILTY DREAM BIT IT BLED MY GUITAR.
warfare RAW FEAR
Anagrams for Wednesday December 21, 2011
antsy NASTY
stream of consciousness SUMO FORCES SENSATIONS
understand SAND TURNED SUDDEN RANT SADDEN RUNT TURN, SADDEN
neuroses SEEN OURS? SEEN SOUR ONUS-SEER SURE NOSE SUE, SNORE
defense mechanism MEN, HE NEEDS FASCISM
baptized ZAP BIDET PAZ DEBIT (paz means "peace" in Spanish) BIT PEZ AD
nuclear defense NEED LUNAR FECES? (might be a repeat--sorry) FEELS ENDURANCE
Ritalin LIT RAIN
police department NOTE CRIPPLED MEAT
nervous breakdown SAVE ON WORK BURDEN OR KNOW BURNED VASE
racial epithets HERE, CAPITALIST PLASTIC HATE, IRE CIA HITLER PASTE ELASTIC IRE PATH
presidential candidates DEAD CAPITALISTS' DINNER (forgot to add to earlier list)
Anagrams for Saturday December 17, 2011
women OWN ME
wives VIEWS
ladies IDEALS
wealth THE LAW
poverty VERY TOP
stoned DOESN'T
Poseidon POISONED
Earth HEART
straw dogs GOD'S WARTS
marines REMAINS SEMINAR
soldier RED SOIL OIL'S RED
desire RESIDE
disaster AID SISTER
process CORPSES
grenade ANGERED ENRAGED
Anagrams for Friday December 16, 2011
pain in the ass PATH IS INSANE HAS INANE PAST HI, SATAN PENIS ASININE PATHS IN HIS PEASANT
mass-produced SO SCRAPED MUD
machine guns ANEMICS HUNG (sic) HUNG CINEMA
assembly line BLESS MY ALIEN
missile defense SEE IF I'M ENDLESS
Supreme Court CORRUPT--USE 'EM!
mathematicians SATANIC HAM TIME
income tax ONE-CAT MIX TOXIC NAME TO MEXICAN EXOTIC MAN NO, I'M EXACT
sales tax EXALT ASS LATEX ASS SALT AXES STALE SAX
Proust STUPOR
mediocrity MERCY, IDIOT
supermodel LOSE DUMPER SELDOM PURE PRUDE'S MOLE DEPLORE SUM
Anagrams for Thursday December 15, 2011
liberals SELL A RIB RISE, BALL RILE SLAB BILL'S EAR ARE BILLS BEAR ILLS (please refer to Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech)
liberal BRAILLE
conservative REVIVE, SON--ACT! REVIVE CAT, SON CRAVE TV NOISE COIN EVER VAST TAVERN'S VOICE INVEST OR CAVE RIVEN ECO-VATS SENT VIA COVER AVERT NO VICES CRAVEN SOVIET VETO IS CAVERN CARVES IN VOTE OR EVINCES A TV SO EVICT RAVEN EVEN AS VICTOR RIVETS A COVEN NAIVE TV SCORE REVIVE SON, CAT
cyanide NICE DAY
presidential candidate DEDICATED ALERTS IN PAIN INDICATED PALIN STARED CASTRATED ALIEN STIPEND SENATE ART DISCIPLINED DISCIPLINED SATAN TREE
presidential candidates REPTILIAN IS CAST, DEADENS (sic)
"Stairway to Heaven" AH, A WIVES' ATTORNEY INVEST AWAY, OH EARTH
Robert DeNiro O, BORN RETIRED I BONED TERROR TORE RED ROBIN
Hollywood films SLIMY, HOLLOW FOOD OH, SILLY WOLF MOOD OH, FLOW, SILLY DOOM HOWL OF ILL SODOMY SOLIDLY FOOL WHOM?
Scarface FARCE SAC
Al Pacino PAIN COLA
American democracy A CANCER YARD COMMIE CRY, COMEDIAN CAMERA NICE, DREAMY CAR COMA MECCA, DARE ACRIMONY CARDIAC MONEY CREAM
pedophiles POPE-SHIELD HID PEOPLES LIES HOPPED HELP POISED POPE IS HELD PEOPLE-DISH
House of Representatives SURE VENERATES PROFIT'S HOSE PROFIT VENERATES RUSE'S SHOE (eh?)
non-violence NO NICE NOVEL VILE CON? NONE
Beach Boys CHOSE BABY BABY'S ECHO
California Dreaming FAMILIAR DANCING CORE DIG FINANCIAL AMORE I FIND A MIRACLE ORGAN (GROAN) A MIRACLE, I FIND GO FIND NICER MALARIA CINEMA GIRL, DRAIN OAF
corporate greed A TERROR-COP EDGE POOR DEGREE CART OPERATE RED COG DECORATE GROPER
violence NICE LOVE
Anagrams for Monday December 12, 2011
pearly gates GAY TEARS LEAP STAGE PLAYER
shaving cream VIAGRA MENSCH VERMIN HAG SAC CARVING SHAME
depression PERSON DIES
antidepressant PRESIDENT SATAN
prestigious TIGER IS SOUP
God's grace GAG SCORED A SCROD EGG CARGO'S RED
bald eagles LEAD BAGELS
graveyard DEAR GRAVY
faith healing A HALTING THIEF
global trade BALLED GATOR BALD GAT ROLE
trade sanctions SATAN SCORED IT DARN IT TO CASTES SARDONIC TEATS
airport security TERROR PAUCITY, SIR
Great Lakes LARGE SKATE
pestilential ENLIST PILATE ELITIST PANEL A LITTLE PENIS SETTLE IN PAIL
White Castle CHEW IT LEAST
drill sergeant GRIND ALL TREES
unhappiness PUNS IN HEAPS SPUN IN SHAPE HAPPENS IN US
treasure chest TRUTH CARES, SEE? (Edward G. Robinson, I presume)
submarine BRAIN MUSE
Apache helicopters AS RICH PEOPLE CHEAT
corporate personhood HER POOR CARTOON DOPES
microscope CRIME SCOOP
helicopters CHEER PISTOL
resurrection NICE U.S. TERROR RUIN'S ERECTOR
self-regard SERF GLARED
self-image LIFE'S GAME
paranoid delusion PONDEROUS LIAR AND I RUDE OPINION, PROUD SALAD DO US, INDIAN PAROLE
observe VERBOSE (this one's about as ironic as it gets)
understatement NUDER TESTAMENT
forbidden fruit FORFEIT NUDE BIRD
genocidal GONAD LICE CLAD IN EGO GOD CAN LIE
Republican candidate INCAPABLE CRETIN--A DUD
cathedrals HARD CASTLE
Albert Camus ALBUM CRATES
Anagrams for Saturday & Sunday, December 10 - 11, 2011 C. E.
public toilets POLITE CUBIST
self-interest INLETS FESTER
peace of mind I'M OPEN-FACED
Scientology LOSE TINY COG
defilements MIND LEFT, SEE? (best if read in Edward G. Robinson's voice)
penetration ENTER A POINT
disrespectful SCEPTER'S FLUID
mysterious MOUSY TIRES (also Robinsonian, or Bogie in his gangster phase)
self-conscious LOSS: NICE FOCUS
meaningless SLAM ENGINES
brain food FIND A BOOR
teamwork TAKE WORM
team spirit PRAISE MITT I TRIP MATES
team player MY PAL, A TREE
creationism CORNIEST AIM I. E., SMART COIN (warning: anagrams can be deceptively ironic)
brain surgeon A SNORING RUBE (or inappropriately disrespectful)
brain damage A BAD MAN DIRGE MANAGE A BIRD BAN A RED IMAGE
predators TEARDROPS
drones SNORED
Reaper drones SPEED: AN ERROR SPEND, ROAR, ERR DR. ARSE-OPENER EAR-RESPONDER AN ERROR'S DEEP
(or, on a more macabre note) MATRIMONIAL BITE FEEDS CRYPT.
Anagrams for Friday December 9, 2011
Taster's Choice ECSTATIC CHORES (apostrophe lost in bloody translation)
body DO BY
holiness SIN'S HOLE LONE HISS HEN'S SOIL
Cardinal Law CRANIAL WAD
Christopher Columbus BUSH, HITLER, COP, OR SCUM?
yesterday TARDY EYES TRY SAD EYE SEA YET DRY
Yellow Submarine WOMEN BURY ALLIES SEW MONEY BURIAL LONELY BUMS--I SWEAR
Eleanor Rigby GREY RIB ALONE O, GREEN LIBRARY ANGRY BEER OIL BARE LEG IRONY ROB GREY ALIEN GREY ALIEN ORB
Nowhere Man RAN NEW HOME
university IVY SET RUIN TRUE IVY SIN TRUE, IVY'S IN (just so there are no hard feelings)
Anagrams for Thursday December 8, 2011
Donald Trump ODD LUMP RANT
Newt Gingrich RETCHING WING WHET CRINGING
Michelle Bachmann CHILL, MEAN BENCH MA
Mitt Romney TINY MR. MOTE TONY MR. MITE MR. TONY ITEM MR. TONY TIME TORN MY TIME MY TORN ITEM MR. MONEY-TIT TRIM MY TONE MY TRIM NOTE MY, I'M ROTTEN
(The previously conceived anagrams for "Herman Cain" have been removed due to their having been derived from a misspelling of his name. I thought there was an "e" at the end. I apologize to the candidate for the oversight and will strive to be more vigilant in the future. Here are some new ones, just so there are no hard feelings.)
Herman Cain MARINE CHAIN MANIAC IN HER INANE MARCH MANIC HERNIA NICER IN A HAM RAIN NICE HAM INANE CHARM
Rick Santorum A SCROTUM RINK
uncensored CUE DRONES CURED NOSE DUNCE ROSE NUDE CRONES END SOURCE CURE'S DONE SCOUR EDEN DOUR SCENE SECURE NOD RUDE CONES
Democratic Socialism CLIMACTIC MOOD ARISES
Natural Selection NO LUNATICS RELATE
life story FORTY LIES TOY RIFLES TROY FLIES FROSTY LIE
unawareness SAUNA SEWER
awareness ANSWER SEA SAW A SNEER AWE'S SNARE
self-importance CRIMES OF PLANET (forgot to add to yesterday's list) ALF'S PORN EMETIC PALM SO FRENETIC FECAL PORN MITES CALM PRISON FEET ANTIC FROM SLEEP
face-lift EAT CLIFF LIFE FACT FECAL FIT
employment MY PET LEMON YELP MOMENT
Martin Luther King MULTI-THINKER MAIL GRUNT RANG (don't ask; I have no idea) MULTI-THINKER ALUMN RANG GRIT
unemployment MET PUNY MELON MY LUMPEN NOTE
Anagrams for Wednesday December 7, 2011
collateral damage CALL MATADOR EAGLE A GATED AMORAL CELL CLAD A MORTAL EAGLE
nuclear UNCLEAR
deer tick DICK TREE (I hope you're not eating lunch as you read this.)
death HATED THE AD
Atlantic Ocean A CAT CANNOT LIE
spread the word WHORES PRATED
Religious Right HITLER IS OUR GIG
reincarnation AN INCINERATOR
disappearance PECAN PARADISE
evaluations A NOISE VAULT LOVE IS A TUNA ALIVE TO A SUN I LOVE U., SATAN OUT IN A SLAVE O, VAIN SALUTE A VIOLENT USA SO AVAIL TUNE
eyelashes EASY HEELS
Right to Life GIFT O' HITLER THIEF TO GIRL
skeptical SLICK PATE SPACE KILT PICK LEAST LACK SPITE KITE'S CLAP PLACE KITS
self-importance POLICEMEN'S FART SMART, FELINE COP FILM NEAT CORPSE POLICEMAN FRETS SLAM PERFECTION SIMPLETON FARCE CREATE SLIM FOP
Anagrams for Tuesday December 6, 2011
gray matter ARMY TARGET
Skid Row RISK DOW
respiration NOISIER PRAT (a prat is a vulgar term for an unsightly portion of the male anatomy in British English)
IRATE PRISON
dedication IDIOT DANCE
solemnity NOT SMILEY
caricatures ACCURATE, SIR
reproduction CRUDE PORTION O, PROUD CRETIN DO PORCINE RUT NUT DOOR PRICE TO RUINED CROP
reproductive system PERT COMEDY SET VIRUS
reproductive organs PROVE A GENIUS, DOCTOR
United States NUDIST ESTATE NASTIEST DUE
inferiority complex INFERIOR COMPLEXITY POLICE FIX IRONY TERM
overnight sensation I. E., AN INVENTOR'S GHOST
attractiveness INVEST, CASTRATE
arms treaty ART MASTERY START MY EAR SMARTY RATE ARMY'S TREAT
arsehole HEAL ROSE REAL HOSE LEAR SHOE
historical amnesia AMERICAN HALITOSIS IS IT AMERICAN HALOS? TO HIS MANIACAL RISE
Anagrams for Thursday December 1, 2011
A Ram Sang ANAGRAMS
You may be wondering why this page is called "A Ram Sang." The page heading is an anagram of the word "anagrams." Isn't that neat? Do you know what an anagram is? That's when you scramble and rearrange the letters of one word or phrase to create a new word or phrase. In the words of Rodney Dangerfield, "Lemme tell you something," I've got anagrams up the wazoo. Here are a few for you to sample:
college student ELECT DONUT LEGS
college graduates SALUTE A GREED CLOG COAL'S GREAT DELUGE AGED EEL SUGAR CLOT O, STEEL ACLU DAGGER
soldiers of Christ HITLER'S CROSS, FIDO! FRIED SHIT'S COLOR DOCTOR FISH'S CRIES
permanent occupation I CANNOT PEN A COMPUTER
greenhouse gases SEE AS EGO'S HUNGER HUGE ESSO ENRAGES
greenhouse gas GORE'S HUGE--SANE! GNASH OUR GEESE EGO'S HUNGER SEA
policeman COME, PALIN
redactions SCORN A DIET ACORNS TIED CORNIEST AD
God is great TIGGER SODA ADROIT EGGS DOG IT, SARGE STAID GORGE
mainstream media SIMIAN DREAM TEAM
drought GOD HURT
plastic surgery STALER, CRUSTY PIG
reality LIAR YET
empathy PAY THEM
fashionable ABALONE FISH
physical education PIOUS, CYNICAL DEATH
pocket money EPCOT MONKEY
sensational SATAN'S NO LIE
absolute power BUT A SEWER POOL
final resting place LET PELICANS GRIN FRAGILE ANT PENCILS
Planet Earth PENAL THREAT
sales pitch STALE CHIPS
fidelity TIDY LIFE
eternal now NOT REAL NEW
industrial revolution URINATE VIRUS INTO DOLL SOLUTION: VIRULENT RAID OUR VIOLENT TURD IS NIL
human suffering FURNISH FUN GAME
funeral service CUE FINE REVERSAL
purpose-driven life FIND REPULSIVE ROPE
honorary degree HERO ENERGY ROAD
amusement park SUMMER APE TANK MEN PUKE AT MARS
celebration REBEL ACTION CLONE A TRIBE ELITE CARBON
